Diet Dr. Pepper and the Many Great Things It Give Us

When it comes to drinks, you really want the best. More than anything else, you put drinks in your mouth, and me being diabetic, I especially like drinks. I have tried many different types of drinks and found most to be to much like syrup, with enough sugar to kill several small animals, or so much like water that I feel like I am wasting my money.

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The drink that has had enough punch to the sip to stick with me all this time is Diet Dr. Pepper. In this world, there are two different types of people, Coke people and Dr. Pepper people. I am a Dr. Pepper person (diet, regular is like death syrup for my poor diabetic body), loud and proud thanks to living in Texas. I still can’t get over how refreshed I feel after the shit hits my blood.

The caffeine sometimes causes problems when I get carried away and drink a whole 12 pack during the course of a day. I get the shudders, and it feels like my bones are rotting away. But hey, people go through a lot more for the benefits of heroin. At least I’m not on drugs! Right government?

I like Diet Dr. Pepper better in a can because it has more of a bit and is always colder. They say the aluminum gives people brain problems when they are older, but who cares when we can feel so good when we are young.

Hmm…Dr. Pepper gives me shudders, and old people have shudders all the time. Did they have Dr. Pepper when old people were young? Nah, their couldn’t be a connection; even if they did have Dr. Pepper it would have been the kind with cocaine so we should just blame that.

They want you to think “hey, it used to be a lot worse, so now it can’t be that bad. At least it doesn’t have cocaine in it.”

Diet Dr. Pepper is great, and I can’t image a life without it. Every time I run out my life sucks, and the new 12 pack is a great thing. My friend Vicky once said,

“Hey Michelle, wouldn’t life suck without Dr. Pepper.”

I’m not sure why she said that.

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