The following transcript is between SFD Chief James Button and Employment Analyst Dale McSwain 8/3/05.
Dale: Thanks for seeing me this afternoon, Chief Button.
James: Call me Jim.
Dale: Very well, Jim.
James: Check that. Chief Jim. Yes. Call me Chief Jim.
Dale: Very well, Chief Jim. We seem to have a problem with turn-over with the SFD.
James: They come and go. Yes.
Dale: Any idea why that is?
James: Poor workforce out there.
Dale: They’re volunteers.
James: Yes, well, they were shifty.
Dale: Like Calvin Hamby.
James: Saw him steal a can of coffee in the galley.
Dale: And Smith Johannson.
James: Didn’t listen to authority.
Dale: And Dennis Roberts.
James: He nearly crashed the truck.
Dale: Perhaps, Chief Jim, if you’ll permit me, it’s because you let them go before they had the opportunity to prove themselves.
James: Of course. Mr. McSwain, this IS a fire department.
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