And we have a new president

By: Common Citizen Journalist : Voting for the next president of CricketSoda started at the beginning of November, 2004 and lasted until midnight November, 17, 2004. Out of the 22 votes received, 68% went to the incumbent Levi Blackman, who will now take his still warm seat at the head of all operations.

This first rule of business according to Blackman’s public relations department is to enact new laws over stupid sayings.

“We have already passed the ‘just kidding’ law, and hope that this will be the start of a better CricketSoda society.” Blackman said.

Blackman has elected to keep his current cabinet, with Michelle Mashburn as the Secretary of Defense, and Brandon Brady as the Director of Hash and Hash plant relations.

Brady is set to push marijuana advocacy this term, and Mashburn is try to figure out how to pay for her car.

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