Comments on: Welcome to CricketSoda 2.0

By: Levi

Levi — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:28:53 +0000

I had a few ideas for some upcoming features I wanted to share. I know this post it old but I figured I would keep it alive with comments for my own personal sake. I seem to forget everything these days.

- Killer Blog : A blog about a killer (fiction). Could be written as a book and then use timestamps to space out posts.

By: Master Cricket

Master Cricket — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:55:44 +0000

The CricketSoda Do or Die List:

(figured I could post it here since I have no other place except Myspace, which blows, so if you are reading this, feel special knowing that you know the future)

- Advice columnists need a form to accept questions
- Forums need to be put back up (OMG a fucking nightmare.)
- CricketSoda Media needs a new site…
- Contact us Page needs to be Created
- more coming soon…trust me.

By: Master Cricket

Master Cricket — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:37:56 +0000

aww…don’t feel left out. There is plenty -o- ball to go around for everyone. Especially for you and your celebrity “Kate hoo hoo.”

By: Kate's asleep with her hoo hoo exposed.

Kate's asleep with her hoo hoo exposed. — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:14:24 +0000

Hey guys, go fuck yourselves and your intertwined teste satchels.

I feel left out.

By: Master Cricket

Master Cricket — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:00:20 +0000

Man…I didn’t realize it, but CricketSoda has a lot of articles. It is taking me forever just to get them all cut and pasted over into this new pretty thing.

But stand by…the new shit is about to hit the fan.

So, for your information, we have over 200 articles. I will give you an exact count when I am done…but damn. We sure did have a lot to say at some point.

By: Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison

Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 14:55:56 +0000

And that sounds great about the logging in thing. Looking forward to it.

humpy humpy butt butt

By: Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison

Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 14:53:11 +0000

LMAO! When I read your response, all I could see was the first part and I was gonna respond with, “and sexy, don’t forget sexy” then I scrolled down and saw the rest. It’s like our balls are intertwined in some strange (but amazing) other dimension.

By: Master Cricket

Master Cricket — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:59:30 +0000

Oh, and man…you would be the last person I would ever fire. I mean, you are just so funny!

and sexy.

By: Master Cricket

Master Cricket — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:37:23 +0000

Hell yeah Mark!

I am going to send you an email in a few about how you can log in and submit stuff.

This is going to be sweet and updated. Give me a bit to get all the old articles posted, and then we will be in business.

By: Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison

Mark Pooty Finklestein Garrison — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:15:46 +0000

LEVI! I’m so scared! What is this new found contraption you have laid out on to the world! Is the world ready for the new CricketSoda? If they are not prepared, well, God help us all. OH MY GOD! HOLD ME!

I really need to get to work writing some stuff. I’m just glad you haven’t fired me yet.

ps
I love you oh Master of the Cricket. Brandon has a nice ass and everything, but you sir, you take the cake and smother it all over my man boobies.

Sleep deprivation mimics intoxication. Tomorrow I’ll be hoping no one read this like when I fucked that fat bitch.