Comments on: Will I go to Hell for Something the Public Demands? http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/ The Chirp Heard Around the Universe Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:53:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Master Cricket http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1196 Master Cricket Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:23:23 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1196 Oh satan...you never let me down. Allright, so after calculating our totals looks like we are at 6? Looks like I might be off the hook for the whole hell thing. Thanks society! Oh satan…you never let me down.

Allright, so after calculating our totals looks like we are at 6? Looks like I might be off the hook for the whole hell thing.

Thanks society!

]]> By: satan http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1195 satan Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:21:03 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1195 You should... burn the cross with a bunch of your fireworks... in a neighbor's mailbox... then proceed to fornicate with the male species. Fundamentalist Christians think that will send you to hell. Roll a joint with pages from the bible. Um... pretty much anything anyone does nowadays is a ticket to hell. Good luck soldier. Make us proud. :) You should…
burn the cross with a bunch of your fireworks…
in a neighbor’s mailbox…
then proceed to fornicate with the male species.
Fundamentalist Christians think that will send you to hell.
Roll a joint with pages from the bible.
Um… pretty much anything anyone does nowadays is a ticket to hell.
Good luck soldier.
Make us proud. :)

]]> By: Master Cricket http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1149 Master Cricket Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:07:15 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1149 hmm...looks like the public wants to see you in heaven. What a bunch of pussies. hmm…looks like the public wants to see you in heaven.

What a bunch of pussies.

]]> By: Jesus http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1147 Jesus Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:12:23 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1147 Yo yo! Its jesus! Burn that cross...I hated that thing. Talk about a pain in the back! Yo yo! Its jesus! Burn that cross…I hated that thing. Talk about a pain in the back!

]]> By: Levi http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1146 Levi Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:42:21 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1146 Come now...its for science. I will open the window. Sorry roommates...it is my destiny! :) Come now…its for science. I will open the window.

Sorry roommates…it is my destiny! :)

]]> By: Master Cricket http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1145 Master Cricket Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:40:44 +0000 http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/will-i-go-to-hell-for-something-the-public-demands/#comment-1145 Yes you will go to hell, and I am starting the first comment you can't count because if you burn something in our house it will stain the walls and I want my fucking deposit back! Yes you will go to hell, and I am starting the first comment you can’t count because if you burn something in our house it will stain the walls and I want my fucking deposit back!

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