I Love Bacon
It makes my life better

You would not believe how much I love bacon. It has to be one of my most favorite foods in the world. Francis Bacon, now that guy was lucky. Not only was he born into a position of great privilege, the sixth son of Sir Nicholas Bacon, Keeper of the Great Seal for Elizabeth I, but he also had bacon in his name! Bacon has a profound impact on the world, and makes all of our lives better.

Back in the medieval days they used to smoke bacon because it would stay good longer than most other meats. Today we use bacon as a side treat to our health breakfast. We even use it in millions of everyday recipes. Corn Bacon Muffins, Beans and Bacon, Bacon Burgers and Sandwiches, and so much more includes our beloved bacon.

Bacon starts with a pig. Pigs are such cool little creatures. They can be made into so many things like footballs and luggage. They also provide many different types of food products, such as sausage, pork, and BACON!

Like I said I love bacon.

Bacon also has a great economic impact. It is so expensive and so addicting that some people spend a high percentage of their income on bacon. Take for example, this guy I know; he likes bacon so much almost 90% of his income goes to his habit.

I can’t be the only one who likes bacon. They made a toy called Mr. Bacon, a plush battery operated toy that snorts and wiggles.

Some people win awards because of bacon. They even have a trophy for this type of thing.

Bacon can improve your life. Every morning you can wake up and slip a couple slices of heaven in your mouth and the rest of the day a grease taste is your reward. When you get home after a long day the bacon will be waiting, to please and fill you once again before you pass out and dream of lands full of bacon and pancakes.

I also love pancakes.

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